Carpundit posts some musings on Parking Vigilantes--people who strike out against people who mis-park, by keying the offender's car. Using rotten fruit is not recommended, either, as the chemistry may be wrong, and you may commit a property crime by damaging a cars paint.
How about an easy to remove ('low-tac') bumper sticker?
www.iparklikeanidiot.com
You have to be fast and silent, like a Ninja.
ReplyDeleteIt's a little-known fact that ninjas are deadly effective with stickers.
ReplyDeleteI personally think that vigilante justice is best-saved for those who commit only the most severe parking-lot offenses - doordings. I'd fully support legislation that allows the death sentence, or at least a good Irish-style kneecapping, for those that recklessly endanger the door skins of those around them.
Now, wait, this begs to define parking like an idiot. I routinely park using two spaces at the far end of parking lots to prevent @$$holes from dinging/etc my paint. Does this fall under the parking like an idiot or parking to avoid idiots?
ReplyDeleteWhen there are plenty of parking, yes, you may park at the far end and take up 2 spaces. When there isn't enough parking and you take up 2 spaces, then you are an idiot. That's just beggin' to be deflated or keyed.
ReplyDeleteYou can´t take two spaces in a parking lot, no matter what. Don´t be a stupid because of a stupid.
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