A quick message to the guy who was driving in front of me on the way to work, the one in the black Ford 500 with huge chrome wheels, chrome trim, and a vinyl fake convertible roof:
Your car is effing ugly.
The 500 is not a very sexy car, but it does have clean, modern lines, albeit borrowed from VW's previous generation.
Vinyl roofs on any post-1970's car should be a ticketable offense. And car bras, too, especially when people put them on good looking cars.